Liesel A. Pritzker-Bagley (her true name),
the startling actress who performed in A Little Princess and
Air Force One, was born in Chicago on 14 March 1984 to Irene
D. Pritzker and Robert A. Pritzker. A diverse Piscean, acting
comes excitingly natural for this golden starlet. Living on
the 15th floor of her condominium, she must have woken to find
the sun sliding up over the city's hectic haze as an invitation
from Apollo to harness the warmth, spark, and poetic vigour
of its rising - her favourite time of day. Her brother, Matthew,
was born 2 years earlier and seems (in all candid sincerety)
to have had little interest in the academics. He did, however,
own a pet dog which, for the comforting excuse of having quashed
mental capabilites, failed to recognize its true master as it
rather lapped the feeding arms of the maid instead. Liesel,
again, desired a cuddlier pet companion, a ferret.
Liesel has a step-sister, Karen, who then
lived in New York City. Both Matthew and Liesel would apparently
board their father's private jet for a rare visit. American
family value was upheld by their father since he once cooked
a meal with his children without any assistance at all from
the maid. Mr. Pritzker's family duty brought him to see The
Little Mermaid five times as well. (One imagines the fast
flicker of amusement in Liesel's championed eyes.) Matthew,
however, with certain restraints on his attentive capability
and anomalies of gastral disruptions and sudden nausea and
rampant headaches and failing grades found the notion of a
movie-theatre after dinner a very complex one indeed. As all
human beings are born equal, though, (in America, at least)
both sibblings would go together for bicycle rides with their
father.
The state of Illinois in the States, is in
a state of a profound number of stated divorce statements.
Truly consitutionally, man is a free man. And if he has the
liberty to sign a contract, he must be, in all fairness, be
able to exercise his freedom and break any contract as well.
As in just pattern, Liesel's parents divorced in 1989. Liesel
moved to Kenilworth with her mother. Things became Tide-commercial
happier.
Liesel now had a step-father,
Mr. James J. Bagley. Why Liesel is occasionally accredited
with a torn 'e' as in 'Bagly' may well have been a slip of
an attorey's defining pen, but to dwell on the fine points
of American litigation would force us to, perhaps, kill our
zed and eat hawt dawgs - a dawn yawning matter for sure. But
for aliens to realize how important this is for consitutional
clarity, Mr. Pritzker threatened to sue Warner Brothers (a
large movie producer which has Once Upon A Time In America
in its repertoire) if they failed to use 'Pritzker' as her
screen name. To sum things up, something happened. (©
1998 by Eric Bus.)
*NOTE: Eric
Bus is the author of the well known website 'The Unofficial
Liesel Matthews Homepage'. He granted us permission
to use this back in late 1998.
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